You're Too Close T-Shirt

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  • Regular price $27.00
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Social distancing for the anti-social! When people are just too close, this shirt will stop them from coming near you. If you want to state in no uncertain terms - get out of my face, get away from me, and while you’re at it, get off of my lawn! – this shirt does the trick!

These high-quality t-shirts are 100% soft spun cotton, made in Honduras and printed in the USA with tearaway labels. They’re slim fit, so please refer to sizing chart below to assure a good fit. Returns are not accepted, as these are custom printed, except in the case of damaged goods. Care instructions can be found (here).

Shipping is free on all domestic orders, and could take up to two weeks to be delivered to you. International orders might take longer, please contact us for international shipping rates and times.

 

SIZE CHART

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S

M

L

XL

2XL

Chest (inches)

32-34

35-36

37-39

40-42

43-45

46-48